Tomatoes, Toxic Waste and Mom

I was in a building, trying to take the elevator to the correct floor, but the controls were complicated and broken to boot.
I was trying to get to the 11th floor, but it kept taking me to 8 which was covered with a radioactive paste and monsters. I was more afraid of the paste than the monsters. I had to get to the meeting on the 11th floor to save my job. Or go on an interview. I think it was both.

I found my way through and pout the new laptop in my bag and crawled through the steel tunnel to get home. I setup the laptop on the kitchen table, and my stepfather was pretending to be asleep, so I pretended not to notice.

I went into the backyard (which was actually a city street) and the sky was filled with dark clouds. A beautiful red haired woman dragging another beautiful red haired woman approached me and said, "look at all of the amazing tomatoes!" I told her to be careful because she had almost stepped on a cute little mouse (she DID step on it, but he reinflated and scampered away). Then I noticed the tomatoes. Green and red tomatoes growing out of the cracks and seams of the sidewalks for as far as I could see. I wondered if they were edible.

I followed the women back to their apartment. One woman was blind, and the other was her guide, so it only made sense that they dated the same people. They introduced me to their really hot boyfriend and asked if I wanted to date all three of them. I emphatically said, "yes".

My phone wasn't ringing, but I knew I had to answer it. It was my mother. Al she said was, "Hi, Jason".

*wake*