Two weeks

K and I were at a party together. As we were leaving, she came to me and said "I think I'd like to try again" try what? "Us." We started kissing and it was wonderful.

Lots of stuff in between

I'm at a party. All guys. All fart and poop jokes. Stephen Colbert is the leader of the party. The the "girls" arrive. K. sits on the couch. I go to give her a kiss and she blocks. "I don't think I can do this anymore." Just like that? Two weeks and we're done? She nods and I walk out.

Was taking a roadtrip with a friend. We went to this special part of New Hampshire with beautiful beaches known for their immense crystalline salt structures.

There was a lot of snow on the ground and I wanted a photo of me on the beach with the snow in the foreground. Dirty snowbridge, too many tourists.

Nt much to tell. Al I remember is that Barack Obama and I were eating a sandwich together when someone walked in on us; we were in trouble.

Nt much to tell. Al I remember is that Barack Obama and I were eating a sandwich together when someone walked in on us; we were in trouble.

Tomatoes, Toxic Waste and Mom

I was in a building, trying to take the elevator to the correct floor, but the controls were complicated and broken to boot.
I was trying to get to the 11th floor, but it kept taking me to 8 which was covered with a radioactive paste and monsters. I was more afraid of the paste than the monsters. I had to get to the meeting on the 11th floor to save my job. Or go on an interview. I think it was both.

I found my way through and pout the new laptop in my bag and crawled through the steel tunnel to get home. I setup the laptop on the kitchen table, and my stepfather was pretending to be asleep, so I pretended not to notice.

I went into the backyard (which was actually a city street) and the sky was filled with dark clouds. A beautiful red haired woman dragging another beautiful red haired woman approached me and said, "look at all of the amazing tomatoes!" I told her to be careful because she had almost stepped on a cute little mouse (she DID step on it, but he reinflated and scampered away). Then I noticed the tomatoes. Green and red tomatoes growing out of the cracks and seams of the sidewalks for as far as I could see. I wondered if they were edible.

I followed the women back to their apartment. One woman was blind, and the other was her guide, so it only made sense that they dated the same people. They introduced me to their really hot boyfriend and asked if I wanted to date all three of them. I emphatically said, "yes".

My phone wasn't ringing, but I knew I had to answer it. It was my mother. Al she said was, "Hi, Jason".

*wake*

Was on a trip somewhere - in a parking garage that was also a line for a voting booth. I got on the other lane, drove down and parked the giant black SUV that I was driving. I got my bike and I was looking for a bike rack when some guy who was very attractive and KNEW it came up to me and stuck a wad of cat fur on my back, angrily telling me that I shouldn't have gotten it on him. I angrily pointed out that it wasn't even my cat's color fur and proceeded to go off on him. He was taken aback because he's Mr. Good Looking and he Always Gets His Way™

I couldn't figure out where the builtin bike rack ewas, so I went inside.
I was in a pitch black closet with Malcolm X, trying to light the last cigarette using the last match in the book. I finally got it lit and handed it off to Malcolm, who took a drag and smiled a bitter smile. I knew how hard he had worked to quit, so I felt bad for him. There was a dark and ominous feeling, like I was trying to ignore the really bad things that wanted to hurt us.

Dream