I had been fired - a long time ago, but many of the employees insisted that I stay on. It was my last day.

I was working on a woman's laptop. She gave me a floppy disk filled with liquid. It contained a full system restore, but I was doubtful.

I was in the bathroom - I urinated 6 streams of urine - each glowing a different color, and I knew I had eaten the best powerup.

I'm leaving, some people are saying goodbye. People are giving me candy. I pass my old boss's office and he tells me that it's time for us to get that beer he promised me on his first day. I'm incredulous, but follow him out, silently. I'm wondering what this is about -is he going to shame me? APologize?